Friday, September 18, 2026

Resident Evil

My ViewResident Evil  (2026)   R  Resident Evil follows Bryan (Austin Abrams), a medical courier who thinks he has an easy delivery next on his route. Instead, he is headed to Raccoon City, where an outbreak of infected monsters is underway. I’m a fan of Milla Jovovich, but the 6 films in the Resident Evil series were pretty bad, including the last one, Resident Evil: The Final Chapter, which had major plot holes. And somehow I missed the reboot, Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021). When I found that out, I rushed right out and saw it (just kidding). Well, I am glad to tell you that Zach Cregger, who gave us the wonderful horror film Barbarian (2022) and the even better horror film Weapons (2025), has brought us a funny, scary, and highly enjoyable film in Resident Evil. Austin Abrams, whom we last saw portraying sad-sack drug addict James, helps, sort of, in finding the lost children in Weapons. This time, Abrams plays a guy trying to make some money delivering medical supplies while his girlfriend tells him she might be pregnant. Abrams is incredibly funny and has a knack for comedic stunts and timing; he can’t get a break, but he keeps trying to make his delivery even when zombies confront him at every turn. From almost the start, the film is both hilarious and incredibly scary. I haven't played the game, but I have a feeling the zombie characters in the film are a great representation of how a gaming zombie would act and look. There are plenty of twists and turns to keep you guessing, along with some great cameos, including a hilarious Paul Walter Hauser as a slimy employee of the infamous Umbrella Corporation. The action is fast, as our hero doesn’t get a lot of time to stop and think, mostly because everyone and seemingly everything is trying to kill him. Any film that has one of its actors credited as “The Puker” is a film we can laugh at while being scared out of our minds at the same time. Horror fans and gamers are going to love this film because Zach Cregger is a fan of both. And by the way, once you see this film, you will have an admiration for padlocks. I guess those old Master lock commercials I used to see during football games were right.  My Rating: Full Price  Resident Evil Website  Now playing in theaters everywher
Familyfaire Shaun the Sheep: The Beast of Mossy Bottom  (2026)  PG  In Shaun the Sheep: The Beast of Mossy Bottom, it’s Halloween time, and everyone is looking forward to the pumpkin patch. When the farmer ruins the pumpkin patch, Shaun tries to fix it with science experiments that suddenly get out of control and create a wild beast roaming the woods. I love the films that Aardman puts out, in their distinctive stop-motion animation style. This is a fun, funny film that kids and adults will love, with plenty of sight gags to keep you giggling as our hero, Shaun, makes a mess trying to grow pumpkins fast enough to be ready for Halloween. There is something for everyone,, with a bit of a love story, a monster created by our favorite mad scientist, Shaun, and plenty of action sequences that keep the story moving. And hey, who doesn’t want a Bigfoot story to add to the fun? This charming film is perfect for families to get excited for Halloween, with lots of sheep, a dog, and maybe a few pigs along the way.  My Rating: Bargain Matinee   Shaun the Sheep: The Beast of Mossy Bottom Website  Now playing in theaters

IndiefestThe Weight  (2026) R The Weight is set in Oregon during the Depression, where Samuel (Ethan Hawke) is torn from his daughter and sent to a prison work camp. The camp's warden, Clancy (Russell Crowe), offers Samuel a chance at early freedom if he leads a small crew to smuggle a load of gold through a dangerous, unforgiving wilderness. I am a big fan of Ethan Hawke, and he carries the load of this film like his character carries the load of gold on his back. It’s difficult, but he will get the job done. Hawke delivers a powerful performance, and you root for him from the opening scene, when he is on a joyride with his daughter. The film doesn’t disappoint, with plenty of twists and intrigue, and you'll hope Samuel finds a way out of this mess and gets back with his daughter. Crowe is fun as the warden, but don’t let the poster fool you; he's not in the film for long. This is Hawke’s film, and he doesn’t disappoint, playing a character too smart to be fooled, guided by emotions and common sense that, when pushed to the limits, will push back, but with purpose. The film will keep you on the edge of your seat because there is danger just around the corner, at times unexpected and other times predictable. It’s a tough, gritty, suspenseful film that reminds you of the classic films of the 30s and 40s, but with a needle drop at the end that fits the final frames. My View:  Full Price  The Weight Website  Now playing in select theaters 

IndiefestThe History of Concrete  (2026) The History of Concrete is a documentary in which filmmaker John Wilson, after attending a workshop on how to write and sell a Hallmark movie, tries to use the same formula to create a documentary on the history of concrete. I never watched the HBO series “How to with John Wilson,” but after watching this laugh-out-loud documentary and enjoying every minute of Wilson’s off-the-wall humor, I am about to binge it. If the title throws you off, be aware that the film includes footage of Wilson pitching the documentary to investors (all of whom look absolutely shocked that he wants to make a doc about concrete). Sure, there are some facts and footage about concrete, but this is more about the journey of a filmmaker who had a TV series and is now struggling to find something to make his first feature film about. And yes, some of the film is a tribute to a major building block of construction, but it’s also about the people who make up New York City and all its glorious (and sometimes dangerous) concrete buildings and sidewalks. We meet a group of some religious sect that every year has an ultramarathon on the sidewalks of New York that goes on from 6 am to midnight until someone passes over 3,000 miles because the leader of the sect planted a tree in the neighborhood. We meet a guy who apparently makes a living handing out liquor samples in stores while fronting a couple of rock bands. And wait till you find out who his fiancĂ©e is. Wilson has a unique sense of humor and a very quirky speaking voice that perfectly blend with his use of constantly changing shots of everything from an empty box moving across a floor to shots of bridges and buildings that look like they are about to collapse. Where else can you find a film where the oldest concrete street in America is in the same city as the shortest street in America? Only in a film titled The History of Concrete. I am going to start a new category of films: Cozy Comedy. This is a perfect example of a film with a low-stakes plot that is just fun to watch. Next time you see a piece of sidewalk that has fallen apart, you’ll wonder if they got the concrete mix formula right and think back to The History of ConcreteMy Rating: Full Price  The History of Concrete Website   Now playing in select theaters
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Bad Apples (2025)  R   In Bad Apples, Maria (Saoirse Ronan) teaches at a primary school in Somerset, England. She loves her job, but her class of ten-year-olds keeps getting disrupted by one unruly student, Danny (Eddie Waller). Maria makes some terrible decisions about how to deal with Danny after he pushes another student down a stairway. This is one of those films where you root for someone that you also want to reach into the screen and slap. Saoirse Ronan is such a delight to watch, even when given a part that doesn’t work. She plays a teacher on the verge of losing her job, living in a house that never got past the idea that it’s a “fixer-upper”, having to work with her ex-boyfriend, and having the student from hell, who looks to be disruptive every chance he can get. Ronan’s Maria is on the verge of a breakdown, but instead she starts making one horrible decision after another, with no way out of the predicament she created. I wanted the film to be funnier or darker, but it fails as satire and offers no commentary beyond that Maria could be a good teacher if Danny wasn’t in her class. However, we find out that she has no clue about her students and their abilities or interests until Danny, the distraction, is out of the classroom, making her a crappy teacher to begin with. The film becomes unbelievable about midway through. Bad Apples had a chance to take a much darker turn at that point, but instead kept trying to make Maria the likable hero. I think I would have enjoyed this much more if Maria was more like Miss Trunchbull (Matilda) or Dolores Umbridge (Harry Potter) than Mary Poppins.   My Rating: Bargain Matinee  Bad Apples Website Now playing in theaters

Forgotten Film: Yellow Submarine (1968) G  The Beatles agree to accompany Captain Fred in his yellow submarine to save Pepperland and music from the Blue Meanies. While it's in the style of pop artist Peter Max, he didn't do the animation for the film (though some say he was a consultant). The film uses the premise to cram as many Beatles songs as possible into a plot that makes little sense. In fact, except for the live-action bit at the end, the animated Beatles are voiced by actors, not John, Ringo, Paul, and George (some of whom are uncredited). The film has a lot of puns and bad jokes, but the music and trippy animation make it stand out. I saw this film when it came out in 1968. My dad took me to the old Aztec theater in downtown San Antonio. It was one of those films that my dad took me to because my mom didn’t want to see it. At that age, I was a fan of The Beatles and enjoyed the animation, but I remember thinking it wasn’t as good as some of the Disney animated films.  My Rating: Full Price   Yellow Submarine Info The film is available on Amazon Prime and Apple TV

Weird Credits:  From the credits of Resident Evil:  Person of Trust


Coming Soon to a Screen Near You Heart of the Beast  (2026)   PG-13   Heart of the Beast follows James (Brad Pitt), a former Special Forces soldier who is suffering from residual trauma and has some personal demons. On a flight in his single-engine plane, James and his only companion, Odin, his loyal and retired combat German Shepherd, crash in the middle of the Alaskan wilderness. Battling a brutal environment, James promises Odin he will get him home if it’s the last thing he does.   Heart of the Beast Website In theaters on Friday, September 25, 2026

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