Venom: The Last Dance

My View:  Venom: The Last Dance  (2024)  PG-13  In Venom: The Last Dance, Eddie and Venom (Tom Hardy) are on the run, being hunted by both of their worlds, and about to be caught. The duo will have to make a devastating decision that will end their partnership forever. I liked the first two films of the series, especially the second one, which was much darker than the first film. Eddie and Venom's back-and-forth dialogue has always been enjoyable in the Venom series, as they have gradually mastered the kinks of working together to become superheroes. Venom still eats people’s heads, so there’s that. However, I did not enjoy this film as much as the first two. The film is slow to develop, with the duo deciding to ditch Mexico and go to New York. The problem is that they are on the run from the government, with Eddie’s face plastered on TV, and now there is a new evil force looking for them, some super-aliens that want to capture Eddie/Venom. I can appreciate Tom Hardy wanting to have a long goodbye to a character that he cares about (Hardy produced and co-wrote the storyline for the film) and we get lots of scenes of Eddie and Venom having fun as they travel across the country (they don’t get very far due to everyone trying to capture them). The plot looks pretty slim, and the interactions with the bad guys (both human and alien) are a little too few and far between to help move the film along. Juno Temple is wasted as a scientist who wants to understand Venom and his fellow aliens and not kill them. It's a part with a sappy backstory that doesn't fit the overall feel of the film. The ending feels a little rushed and predictable, making the film feel a bit of a letdown from the first two films. I will still miss Eddie and Venom. They were a fun couple of guys to go on adventures with. By the way, there are two bonus scenes in the credits, one in the middle of the credits and one at the very end of the credits that you will want to stay around for.  My Rating: Bargain Matinee  Venom: The Last Dance Website  Now playing in theaters nationwide.

My View:  Conclave  (2024)  PG  Conclave begins when the Pope has suddenly died, and Cardinal Lawrence (Ralph Fiennes) has been given the task of leading the secretive and ancient voting process of selecting a new Pope. Once the Catholic Church’s most powerful leaders have convened, Cardinal Lawrence discovers a trail of secrets left in the dead Pope’s wake. These secrets have the potential to destroy the Church. Conclave is a very different film than what I thought I was getting from watching the trailer. It’s not a bad thing; I just had to adjust my thinking a bit as the film went along. It’s still a bit of a mystery film, but it is more about politics and the attempts to grab power by any means necessary. The film is still a thriller, with lots of twists and turns, as things are slowly revealed to Cardinal Lawrence as he tries to guide the conclave to find the right leader for the church. Politics is at the core of the film, as we see how things can quickly change, where one candidate looks like a sure thing but then things are revealed. Conclave is a captivating film that keeps you on the edge of your seat until the very end.   My Rating: Full Price  Conclave Website  Now playing in theaters.

Indiefest:  My Name is Alfred Hitchcock  (2023)  My Name is Alfred Hitchcock is a documentary where a fictional Alfred Hitchcock (voiced by Alistair McGowan) gives a lesson on filmmaking the Hitchcock way. The film's use of an actor to give voice to the late Alfred Hitchcock takes some time to get used to. However, once you get used to Alfred talking directly to you (and sometimes to sound guy) it becomes a fascinating look at one of the greatest filmmakers in cinema history, giving us example after example of his genius. The film is broken down into six themes that provide insight into how Hitchcock made films and how he used the camera to create the world he wanted us to see and experience. The film demonstrates how Hitchcock mastered the techniques to create the feel and style of a movie. This film is a Hitchcock fan’s dream of a film, as it shows us films from not just his notable Hollywood films but also extensive scenes from his silent and early talkies done in England. It’s fascinating to see how things he used in the 1920s could still be used in films from the 60s, like Psycho. What I have always appreciated about Hitchcock is that even in his lesser films like Marnie or Torn Curtain, there is always something that he amazes you with. That is what this film shows us: Hitchcock was a master filmmaker who knew how he wanted to tell a story in the most amazing and impressive way possible, giving us thrills and chills every time we watched one of his films.  My Rating: Full Price  My Name is Alfred Hitchcock Website Now playing in select theaters.

Indiefest:  Your Monster  (2024)  R   In Your Monster, life has gone from bad to worse for Laura (Melissa Barrera), as she is just getting over cancer surgery, and her boyfriend (Edmund Donovan) has broken up with her and taken the musical they wrote together away from her. Just when things are going horribly wrong, she meets a terrifying but charming monster (Tommy Dewey) living in her closet. Could this be love…with a monster? The film lets Melissa Barrera, who we all loved in the last two Scream movies and as Vanessa in In the Heights, show off both her comedic talents and her singing. Barrera is charming as lovelorn Laura, who can't believe her boyfriend broke up with her and isn't allowing her to participate in his musical she helped develop. Into her life comes Monster, someone who used to hide in her closet or under her bed, which Laura used to be afraid of when she was a little girl. At first, Monster wants Laura to leave the house, hurt that she hasn’t had him around for all these years. They soon become friends and then start falling in love with each other (think Beauty and the Beast), but Laura still has feelings for her old boyfriend, so things then get messy. I must warn you that the ending is very unexpected (24 hours later, I’m still in a little bit of shock over it) and may not be quite what you were thinking when you started watching this film. I will tell you it was a big hit on the film festival circuit. Your Monster is a film that will probably stay with me for a while, and my review of it might change in time. Right now my review is: My Rating: Bargain Matinee  Your Monster Website  Now playing in theaters.

My View:  The Remarkable Life of Ibelin  (2024)  PG-13  The documentary The Remarkable Life of Ibelin is about Mats Steen, a Norwegian gamer who loved the World of WarCraft games. Mats succumbed to a degenerative muscular disease at the age of 25. His parents mourned what they thought had been a lonely life until they started receiving messages from his online friends. It turns out that Mats had been leading a life full of friends and adventure on the internet. Get out your tissue box, a big one, because you are going to need it. However, while you are going to shed a few tears, the story of Mats Steen and his alter-ego Ibelin is a story that will make you proud of his parents and of this remarkable young man. A young man who used a computerized world to make friends and spread warmth, happiness, and understanding to people from around the world. The first thirty minutes is about Mats’ life, and how his parents and sister saw him through the years. It’s a touching story of a young man who never got to do most of the stuff that boys and young men get to do. And then his parents discover that the gaming world that their son spent so much time in was a world where he could be someone without limits and make friends that he never thought he could in the real world. The film does a remarkable job of recapturing the conversations that Masts had as Ibelin in the World of WarCraft game. The Remarkable Life of Ibelin is a stunning and thoughtful portrayal of a life that his parents believed would never materialize. It’s a tale of love gained and lost, of friends made and sometimes betrayed, but mostly, it’s about a young man who found a place where he could be something he always aspired to be. Just a young man without limits.   My Rating: I Would Pay to See it Again The Remarkable Life of Ibelin Website  Now playing on the Netflix platform. 

My View:  Road Diary: Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band  (2024)  The documentary Road Diary: Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band gives us a behind-the-scenes look at the preparations Springsteen and his band made to get ready for their 2023-2024 World Tour. I first saw Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band at the Drum (RIP the Special Events Center) in Austin, Texas, on December 7, 1978. It is, to this day, the greatest concert I have ever seen. So, you could say I’m a fan. This film was fantastic and gave a glimpse into the process of putting together a tour after 6 years of not being on the road. We get to see rehearsals, both small and large, along with all the work that goes into making a tour happen. What was interesting to me was that Bruce created a set list and stuck to it throughout the tour, something he has never done before. There are some great interviews and a look back at some of the bandmates that have passed. There are lots of songs, and you get a feel for what it was like in both the smaller venues in America and the big, outdoor stadium venues in Europe. The film has some cool scenes from the past, but mostly Road Diary is about this tour and how the band put together a show that was fun, touching and unique. Much like the man himself.  My Rating: Full Price
   Road Diary Website  Now playing on the Hulu platform.

Forgotten Film:  The Sailor Who Fell From Grace with the Sea  (1976)  R  Anne (Sara Miles) and her son, Jonathan (Jonathan Kahn), live in a small, English seaside town. Anne lost her husband four years ago, and both the mother and son still mourn his passing. Jonathan has joined a secret society of young boys, ruled with a sadistic hand by a boy named Chief. Into Anne and Jonathan’s lives comes an American sailor named Jim (Kris Kristofferson), who becomes romantically involved with Anne. Jonathan initially sees Jim as a father figure, but things go badly. This was a mild hit in 1976, primarily because of the sex scenes between Miles and Kristofferson and the ending, which is pretty shocking (even by today’s standards). The film is beautifully shot and I always enjoy watching Kris Kristofferson on the silver screen. A word of caution: some later versions of the film released on DVD have been badly edited, cutting out some of the sex scenes and cutting down the ending.  My Rating: Bargain Matinee  The Sailor Who Fell From Grace with the Sea Info The film is available to rent/buy on screening services. 

Weird Credits:  From the credits of Conclave:  Hair Truck Driver 

Coming Soon to a Screen Near You: Blitz  (2024)  PG-13  Blitz is about nine-year-old George (Elliot Heffernan), who is sent by his mother Rita (Saoirse Ronan) to the countryside via train to escape World War II in London. Defiant and determined, George leaves the train and sets out to return to his family in a city being attacked by constant bombing. The film is from filmmaker Steve McQueen, who won an Academy Award for 12 Years a Slave (2012).  Blitz Info The film will be in select theaters on Friday, November 1, 2024, and streaming on Apple TV+ on Friday, November 22, 2024. 

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Smile 2

My View:  Smile 2  (2024)  R  In Smile 2, Pop sensation Skye Riley (Naomi Scott) is about to embark on a world tour when she begins experiencing increasingly terrifying and inexplicable events. The curse of the smile is back, and Skye has become its latest victim. I enjoyed the first Smile film, as it combined a mystery with horror, even if it had a slender and somewhat weak plot. While several of my fellow critics I saw Smile 2 with loved the film, I did not have as good a time with this one. Too often, the ‘jump out of the dark’ scares were so poorly done, to where I laughed a few times at their craziness. One of the things I liked about the first Smile was the story was pretty straightforward, moving along at a quick pace, so you just got caught up in the mystery of why horrible things were appearing in front of our heroine. In Smile 2, there is a ton of setup, as we constantly revisit a scene in her past, when Skye’s life fell apart. The film keeps going back to that moment and it feels like we are being hit over the head with the fact that Skye was a messed up person at the time and had a bad thing happen to her. I felt the film’s over two-hour length during these flashbacks. I will say that I enjoyed Naomi Scott’s singing performances as Skye practices for her tour. Scott shows us why she was picked as the live-action version of Jasmine in the 2019 film Aladdin, giving us a Skye that commands the stage when she isn’t seeing the Smilers milling around. Unfortunately, there were times in the scary moments of the film when Scott went overboard in her reactions, making them seem too over the top. It’s going to be interesting to see where they take this film series beyond this point. I just hope there is less of it.  My Rating: Cable Smile 2 Website  Now playing in theaters nationwide.

My View: We Live in Time  (2024)  R  We Live in Time is about an up-and-coming chef (Florence Pugh) and a recent divorcee (Andrew Garfield), who meet under incredible circumstances that bring them together in a decade-spanning look at life, love, and heartache. This love story is about two people you probably wouldn’t pick to be together, but they make it work. And, boy, do they make it work. I loved that the telling of the story is very unconventional, as we travel to unique moments in their lives, often returning to time periods to explore further their relationship and the love the two have for each other. The film works because of the two leads. Garfield plays the perfect, love-lorn guy in Tobias, who is fresh off a divorce and isn’t ready for any sort of relationship. Or so he thinks. Florence Pugh is magnificent as Almut, the fiery chef who never wants a long-term relationship or kids. She is happy to become the chef that she has dreamed of becoming. That is until she meets Tobias and they are both gobsmacked by the other that they can’t find an excuse to stay away, even when it seems they should. Filmmakers of romance films dream of the chemistry that Garfield and Pugh have on the screen. Sparks fly every time they are together, even when you think maybe they aren’t destined to find love, then they turn toward each other and it’s all over. Again and again. Pugh is an absolute delight as Almut, and even when we, the audience, are mad at her character, we still can’t help but fall in love with her. Now, a bit of a warning: this is a film about love and loss. It’s about fighting the good fight and then knowing when it’s time to say goodbye. At the end of We Live in Time, I didn’t feel bad. A little sad, sure, but not crying into my hands bad. I felt I had enjoyed the life the two characters had with each other, knowing that they pulled every bit of love and life out of the relationship that they could.  My Rating: Full Price We LIve in Time Website  Now playing in theaters. 

My View:  Brothers  (2024)  R  In Brothers, two twin brothers, Jady (Peter Dinklage) and Moke (Josh Brolin), are career criminals who have spent most of their lives in and out of jails. Despite Moke’s efforts to reform, he succumbs to Jady’s plan to steal emeralds worth millions. The only problem is they may have to ask their mom (Glenn Close) for help. I wish this film had been funnier, but a lot of the jokes/situations in which the two twins find themselves lack any sort of humor or punch (though there is a lot of punching of fists). There is a bizarre scene between Moke and an orangutan named Samuel that is so uncomfortable that it’s hard to watch. The film wastes the last performance of the late M. Emmet Walsh, though he gets off a few zinger lines. As Jady’s looney-tone pen pal, Marisa Tomei is also given almost nothing to work with. The highlight of the performances is Brendan Fraser, who plays a jailhouse guard with an anger problem, who is hot on the trail of the two brothers, as he has made a deal to get Jady out of prison for the emeralds that the twin’s mother took 30 years ago. As usual, Glenn Close is a blast as the boy’s mother, who is only out for herself, continually breaking the duo’s hearts as the film goes along. The plot of the film has a smattering of a great idea, but the film never succeeds in bringing us any sort of joy in watching the film as the twins continually try to work together without much success. My Rating: Cable Brothers Website  Now playing on the Prime Video platform. 

My View:  Woman of the Hour  (2023)  Woman of the Hour is about Cheryl Bradshaw (Anna Kendrick), a struggling actress who gets a job to appear on a hit national dating show in 1978. Cheryl is unaware that behind the gentle facade, Bachelor Number 3 is a serial killer. Woman of the Hour is a brilliant first directorial achievement from Anna Kendrick, who also stars in the film. It is rare, especially in these days of seemingly constant releases of documentaries and podcasts on true crime stories, that a film concentrates not on the person doing the killing but on the women that he is murdering. Kendrick weaves the story (sadly, it is based on a true one) around Cheryl, who is trying to make it as an actress in L.A. She doesn’t have lofty sights as a star, just as a working actress. So we follow her as she goes from another failed audition to sleeping with a neighbor she can’t seem to get rid of to a call from her agent that she will be on a nationally televised game show. While we are seeing her life, we are also seeing the life of a serial killer, Rodney (Daniel Zovatto), who meets his victims by posing as a photographer. He is the type of guy who says all the right things, with an easy, non-threatening way about him, that makes women trust him. And then he kills them. We see a number of his victims, all trusting him until it’s too late, but Kendrick, the director, does a service to the women that he has killed, not showing them as they die. We just hear things as the camera concentrates on something else. It’s that respect for the women that this horrible person killed that sets this film apart from a lot of serial killer films. The film builds the suspense as we follow Cheryl onto the game show set, and we realize Bachelor Number 3 is the serial killer. Will Cheryl figure him out, or will she become the latest victim? My Rating: i Would Pay to See it Again Woman of the Hour website Now playing on the Netflix platform. 

Indiefest:  Dusty & Stones  (2023)  The documentary Dusty & Stones tells the remarkable story of Gazi “Dusty” Simelane and Linda “Stones” Msibi, a duo of struggling country singers from the African Kingdom of Swaziland. The film follows the two as they travel to Texas to compete in a battle of the bands. I saw this film at the 2023 Atlanta Film Festival, where it won the Jury Award for Best Documentary Feature. I love this film, mostly because the two guys are so good-natured and excited to be invited to Texas to sing. The two have been struggling for years to try and bring country music to Swaziland, with minor success. The guys then are notified that they are entered in a battle of the bands show, in all places, Texas. I won’t ruin what happens, but whatever happens, the duo always takes things in stride. You will fall in love with Dusty and Stones as they sing their way across the world to bring a little country to all of us.  My Rating: Full Price Dusty & Stone Website  Now playing in select theaters. 

My View:  Goodrich  (2024)  R  In Goodrich, Andy Goodrich’s (Michael Keaton) life is going into a tailspin. He is about to lose his art gallery, and his second wife has left him and checked into a 90-day rehab program. Andy is left on his own with his young kids. Andy leans on the only person he can think of, his daughter Grace (Mila Kunis) from his first marriage. The problem is that Andy wasn’t a good father to Grace and there is a lot of baggage that they will have to deal with. This is a delightful story of a man who, for too long, has been too involved with his work and not in his family. Shocked by his wife’s addiction problem (apparently the only one), Andy now has to come to grips with being a single father while also trying to interact with his grown and very pregnant daughter. This film only works because of Michael Keaton, who makes every scene better by playing the everyman role. Keaton is wonderful in the scenes with Kunis, who plays his smart and funny daughter Grace. Their chemistry makes the scenes feel real as Andy is slow to realize just how he treated Grace as she was growing up and continues to treat her now, as an afterthought. What I liked about this film is that Keaton’s Andy isn’t a bad guy, he just wasn’t aware that he wasn’t the man that others needed him to be. The film is about learning through your mistakes and figuring out how to go from there. Andy is a guy that will take two steps forward and, occasionally, one step back. However, now he is willing to try those steps again. My Rating: Full Price Goodrich Website  Now playing in theaters. 

Sorry I Missed It (A film that I didn’t see when it was first released but have seen recently)  Blink  (2024)  PG  Blink is a documentary about the Pelletier family, who find out that three of their four children will soon lose their vision to retinitis pigmentosa, a rare, incurable disorder that leads to permanent blindness. The family sets out on a once-in-a-lifetime trip to explore as many of the wonders of the world as they can while they can still see it. Blink is a film about family, love, and how to come to grips with something that will change you and your loved one’s life. My first reaction while watching this film was, ‘Are you nuts? Taking a family with four children on a trip around the world?’ However, that’s the beauty of this film: they take a trip as a family through all the struggles, tears, laughter, and realizations that their lives will never be the same. The film opens with the family trekking through the snow to see the aurora borealis, and as the family gets to a hilltop where they can view the sight, we realize that some of the children can’t see it. We later find out that once it becomes dark, the children can’t see. Some have never seen the stars at night. What strikes me about this film is the resilience of the parents, who are helpless to stop the blindness of their children but are determined to give them memories to think back on when they go blind. Amazingly, these parents are able to handle kids being kids, which isn’t easy at home, but on a trip through foreign countries, sometimes in harsh climates. Yes, there are beautiful scenery shots (it is a National Geographic doc) but what is more thrilling is seeing their oldest child, the daughter, dancing by herself on a sand dune in Egypt. That is more beautiful than any shot of a mountain at sunset or a rain forest trail you could see.  My Rating: Full Price  Now playing in select theaters.

Forgotten Film:  A Midsummer Night’s Dream  (1999) PG-13  Romance is in the air, but it’s complicated by spells and dreams. This telling of William Shakespeare’s play, set in 19th-century Italy, is a fun romp. Things get complicated when a spell is cast on a bunch of lovers in a forest as they sleep. When they wake up, the spell makes them fall in love with the first person they see. Even Titania (Michelle Pfeiffer), the Queen of the Fairies, falls in love with a lowly weaver (Kevin Kline). The cast includes Rupert Everett, Calista Flockhart, Christian Bale, Dominic West, Sophie Marceau, Roger Rees, Bill Irwin and Sam Rockwell. Stanley Tucci as Puck is the highlight of the cast, causing problems as the mischievous Puck. Even people who don’t like Shakespeare will have a good time watching this wonderful tale of love and mischief. My Rating: Full Price  Available to rent/buy on Amazon. 

Weird Credits:  From the credits of We Live in Time:  Head Chaperone

Coming Soon to a Screen Near You: Conclave  (2024) PG  Conclave begins when the Pope has suddenly died, and Cardinal Lawrence (Ralph Fiennes) has been given the task of leading the secretive and ancient voting process of selecting a new Pope. Once the Catholic Church’s most powerful leaders have convened, Cardinal Lawrence discovers a trail of secrets left in the dead Pope’s wake. Secrets that could destroy the Church and get Cardinal Lawrence killed. The cast has three former Academy Award Nominees: Ralph Fiennes, John Lithgow, and Stanley Tucci. Conclave Website The film opens in theaters on Friday, October 25, 2024. 

 

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Saturday Night

My View:  Saturday Night  (2024)  R  Saturday Night takes place on October 11th, 1975, when, at 11:30 pm, a group of young, wild performers and writers launched a new live TV show that changed the landscape forever. The film chronicles the events that took place in the 90 minutes prior to the first broadcast of Saturday Night Live. I am old enough to remember sitting in front of the TV with my dad to watch a new live show on a Saturday night at a really late time. My dad was a playwright and loved TV, especially comedies, so we were both blown away by what we saw that night. Not everything worked (George Carlin’s standup routine near the start of the show was a bomb), but most of the stuff they did was off the wall, inspirational comedy that thumbed its nose at almost everything from commercials to newscasts. Filmmaker Jason Reitman brings us the 90 minutes before that crazy broadcast happened. Saturday Night is a fun film that, like SNL, keeps throwing things at you, some of which work, some don’t. The film centers around Lorne Michaels (Gabriel LaBelle), who is trying to put together a show in 90 minutes that everyone is telling he can’t possibly get it together. Everything goes wrong, from John Belushi not signing his contract and going rogue to lights that fall from the ceiling to a lineup of sketches/stand-ups/musical guests that would fill a four-hour show. All the while, Lorne is being told by the head of the network (played by everybody’s favorite SOB Willem Dafoe) that he will go to a Johnny Carson rerun if he feels that the show isn’t ready. Some outstanding performances help the film with Matt Wood playing the bull in a china shop, John Belushi, Ella Hunt playing the adorable ray of sunshine Gilda Radner, and Nicholas Braun as both the strange Andy Kaufman and the gentle Jim Henson. The film spends too much time on the relationship between Lorne and his wife, Rosie Shuster, played by the always scene-stealing Rachel Sennott. The film plays up too much with their strange relationship, with her deciding who to go home with, Lorne or Dan Aykroyd (Dylan O’Brien). I had fun with the film, especially seeing legendary SNL writer Michael O’Donoghue (Tommy Dewey) wreak havoc as only one of the great comedic but caustic minds could do. It’s a mad whirlwind of a film that doesn’t stop moving until the final frame, just like SNL itself.  My Rating: Bargain Matinee  Saturday Night Website Now playing in theaters.

My View:  Piece by Piece  (2024)  PG  Piece by Piece follows the life and career of American musician Pharrell Williams through the lens of Lego animation. Unlike all the other Lego movies like The Lego Movie (2014), this is a documentary from Oscar-winning filmmaker Morgan Neville (20 Feet From Stardom (2013), Won’t You Be My Neighbor? (2018)). Neville, in Lego form, sits down to interview Pharrell about his life and his music. The difference from an ordinary documentary is that we see everything through Pharrell’s eyes told through the magic of Lego animation. Pharrell’s fans will love this film, as will anybody who has listened to hip-hop, rap, and pop in the last thirty years. The fun of the film is seeing who will show up next to be interviewed and what their Lego figure will look like. Everyone who interacted with Pharrell and his ability to create hits shows up, including Gwen Stefani, Timbaland, Snoop Dogg, Justin Timberlake, Kendrick Lamar, and more. The film works when it lets Pharrell tell his story with enthusiasm and creativity. It doesn’t work when it gets bogged down by giving us an almost blow-by-blow sampling of the hits he has had a hand in and all the fashion lines he developed. Like putting together a Lego creation, the film has a lot of parts, some of which don't always fit. However, overall, Piece by Piece is a fun look at the life of a highly creative person who sees the world a bit differently, much like Legos themselves. My Rating: Bargain Matinee  Piece by Piece Website Now playing in theaters.

Indiefest:  Terrifier 3  (2024)  R  In Terrifier 3, the residents of Miles County are sleeping peacefully on Christmas Eve. That slumber is about to be disturbed by a man who will unleash chaos, Art the Clown (David Howard Thornton). I did not like this film as much as I liked Terrifier 2, which I loved because of the use of mythology, creating a firm understanding of what was going to happen. Plus, we got Lauren LaVera as Sienna chopping up Art right and left in an archangel costume. LaVera brought the movie to life and gave us a hero to root for. This film takes place five years later, and our heroine, Sienna, hasn't been doing well. She spends most of her time in a psychiatric facility. She gets out to visit for the holidays what’s left of her family and her brother, who is now in college. As with the first two films, there are plenty of body parts flying all over and blood spilling everywhere as Art finds different ways to kill, this time in a Santa costume because it’s Christmas. The film feels like filmmaker Damien Leone got just a little too cute in trying to overwhelm us with all the Christmas carnage. The film also goes a little too far in trying to shock audiences in several scenes. There are still some enjoyable scenes where people, like in the second film, begin to mess with Art and have no idea who they are dealing with. I missed the old Sienna, who battled Art for the final third of the film in part 2. The final battle seemed rushed and felt too much like a setup for the 4th installment. Overall, Art the Clown fans will have fun watching him dismember people, but Sienna fans, like myself, want her back to her old self for part 4.  My Rating: Bargain Matinee  Terrifier 3 Website   Now playing in theaters.

My View:  The Apprentice  (2024) R  The Apprentice tells the story of how a young Donald Trump (Sebastian Stan) learned everything he needed to know about the world of real estate from the right hand of infamous lawyer Roy Cohn (Jeremy Strong). Much has been said about this film, and it’s understandable why Donald Trump would not want it to be released. The film is about Donald trying to find his way in the world, out from the shadow of his father and he finds a man that can lead him to the promised land, even if that road is going to be bumpy and full of legal problems. Roy Cohn, played by the consistently brilliant Mark Strong, was a man who used everything in his power to ensure his clients won, including bribery, blackmail, and throwing every legal maneuver he could until the opposition stood down or gave in. Cohn saw in Trump someone he could mold and advise, though I am sure he also thought that Trump could be just another pawn in Cohn’s back pocket. The film doesn’t always work, but it’s not because of the performances. Sebastian Stan gives us a Trump who, when first meeting Cohn, is unsure of himself or how to go about getting what he wants. But ultimately, Cohn taught Donald too well, and what Cohn was used to giving out, Trump ended up giving him the same treatment. Do you learn anything new about Trump? Not really.  It’s funny, I didn’t like either character but by the end of the film, at least I understood Cohn.  My Rating: Bargain Matinee  The Apprentice Website  Now playing in theaters.

My View:  The Last of the Sea Women  (2024)   The documentary The Last of the Sea Women takes place on the shores of Jeju Island, just below the southern tip of South Korea. A group of fierce elderly female divers fight to save their disappearing culture from the looming threats of pollution and global warming. You will fall in love with these feisty warriors, most of whom have been diving for 40 or 50 years. Once a thriving group of over 30,000, now their numbers are dwindling as the women continue to work in a sea that is slowly warming, causing them to dive deeper (without any breathing apparatus). The film follows the women as they continue to work, dealing with pollution and coral bleaching on a daily basis. Their lives are threatened when Japan, a not-too-distant neighbor, announces that it will release water from the Fukushima nuclear disaster site into the ocean. The film has some beautiful shots of women working under water that highlight why someone would keep working well into their 80s. It’s a magical world that they get to explore every day, but the film asks, for how much longer?  My Rating: Full Price  The Last of the Sea Women Info   Now playing on the Apple TV+ platform.

My View:  Lonely Planet  (2024)  R  In Lonely Planet, a writer, Katherine (Laura Dern), goes to a retreat in Morocco to be alone and finish her novel. There she meets Owen (Liam Hemsworth), a young man who feels abandoned by his girlfriend. The acquaintanceship develops into a life-altering love affair that neither was looking for. Romance and rom-com films often follow a pattern. If it’s a rom-com, the two eventual lovers dislike each other (or at least think they do) and seem wrong for each other. In romance films, usually, the two eventual lovers are in bad relationships (sometimes just the wrong person for them) or coming out of a breakup (or have given up on romance). In this film, Katherine is suffering from writer’s block, and it’s not being helped by the fact that her long-term relationship has ended. Owen the a guy who is with the woman who doesn’t appreciate him. So our couple meet by chance and start spending time with each other. Now, I am a fan of romance films, and I have always loved watching Laura Dern on the screen. Unfortunately, she is let down by the material, with the film playing the troupes I just described to the hilt. The big breakup (a usual thing in romance films) feels like a huge reach and brings the entire film crashing down. I did enjoy the ending, though it was once again right out of the romance playbook. Liam Hemsworth doesn’t have a lot to do; just be dreamy-looking and take his shirt off a lot. The two leads have some incredible chemistry that shows on the screen. The film centers around Laura Dern’s character and Dern makes this film watchable. It’s not a horrible romance film, just incredibly predictable, with a huge plot hole.  My Rating: Bargain Matinee Lonely Planet Info Now playing on the Netflix platform.

Sorry I Missed It (A film that I didn’t see when it was first released but have seen recently): Lee (2024) R   Lee is the story of Elizabeth ‘Lee’ Miller (Kate Winslet), a fashion model who became an acclaimed war correspondent for Vogue magazine during World War II. Lee was a complex woman who fought to be seen as an equal, a photographer who belonged in the same places as men. The fact that she accomplished it during a war is remarkable. Kate Winslet pours her heart and soul into the role of the fiery Lee, whose personality was not always easy to get along with. A woman who bragged about her sex life and her drinking, she meets her match in an English art dealer named Roland (Alexander Skarsgard), who lets her be herself without trying to control her. Once the war starts, Lee makes it her mission to be on the front lines where the action is, and she finds someone willing to help her succeed in Life photographer David Scherman (played by an almost unrecognizable Andy Samberg in an outstanding supporting role). Together, the two photograph some of the horrors of the war, including the first uses of napalm, the shaming of French women who slept with the Germans in order to survive, and the results of the Holocaust at the camps at Buchenwald and Dachau. The film also shows us how the famous picture of Lee was taken with her taking a bath in Hitler's own bathtub. The film lets Winslet show us Lee as a bold woman who had trouble with authority and was willing to fight her way into where she knew she belonged.  My Rating: Bargain Matinee  Lee Website    The film is still playing in theaters.

Forgotten Film:  Akira Kurosawa's Dreams  (1990)  PG  A collection of eight stories based on dreams that legendary filmmaker Akira Kurosawa (Rashomon (1950), Seven Samurai (1954), Ran (1985)) had and wanted to explore on film. Kurosawa couldn’t get the film made with Japanese backing, so Steven Spielberg and others in Hollywood got Warner Brothers to release the film. It’s a fantastic film that tackles grief, guilt, mental illness, death, and the destruction of the environment. Incredibly beautiful at times, and all the stories are moving and heartfelt. Where else can you see filmmaker Martin Scorsese play Vincent Van Gogh?  My Rating: I Would Pay to See it Again  Dreams Info The film is available for rent/buy on streaming services.

Weird Credits:  From the credits of Piece by Piece:  Animation Legal

Coming Soon to a Screen Near You:  Heretic  (2024) R  Two young Mormon women (Chloe East and Sophie Thatcher) have been spreading the word of God door to door without much success. They knock on Mr. Reed’s (Hugh Grant) door, and he welcomes them in, eager to hear what they have to say. The two girls soon learn that they are captive in the house and are to play a game of cat-and-mouse in the home of a madman. It’s going to be fun to watch a horror film where Hugh Grant is the bad guy.  Heretic Website  The film will be released in theaters on Friday, November 8, 2024. 

 

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Joker: Folie à Deux

My View:  Joker: Folie à Deux   (2024)  R  In Joker: Folie à Deux, Arthur Fleck (Joaquin Phoenix), the failed comedian, has caused a lot of trouble and has been put away in the Arkham State Hospital. There, he meets the love of his life, Harley Quinn (Lady Gaga), and they soon embark on a journey of mayhem and romance. Joker: Folie à Deux is a musical by a director, Todd Phillips, who doesn’t like musicals. I say this because all the musical numbers are shot so flatly and without flash that it feels as if there wasn’t a lot of thought put into them. Joaquin (who we know can sing from his Oscar-nominated performance as Johnny Cash in Walk the Line) sings like a man who, even in fantasy sequences, hasn’t found his voice yet. Even the fantastic Lady Gaga sings some of her songs like an amateur at a high school talent show. The tone of the film is set with an opening animation cartoon where The Joker is about to go on stage and is beaten up and thrown in a closet by his shadow, who then assaults a bunch of people and then goes away when Joker is arrested and beat up by police for the crime. Phillips has created a sequel that is almost a hate letter to the fans of his first Joker film, as for most of the film, the Joker part of Arthur is held in check, only coming a few times, mostly during the trial portion of the film. The first film centered around madness and its ability to take over a person and feed on the chaos they create. This film is about trying to control that madness while letting someone else take control. We first see this with how he is subversive with both the guards, especially the main one (played by Brendan Gleeson) and his lawyer (played by Catherine Keener). Then Arthur meets Harley, who wants to be the girlfriend of the Joker, and tries everything she can to bring him to the forefront. This is a frustrating film to watch because there is a good story in there somewhere; maybe if the musical numbers had been more over the top, more fantasy-looking and sounding than they were on screen. Joker: Folie à Deux is a film that feels like the filmmaker is thumbing his nose at all the fans of the first film. One of the hallmark scenes of the first Joker is the incredible shot of Joker dancing down the vast amount of stairs while a Gary Glitter song is blasting. Take a look at the movie poster for this film. It’s a scene on those same steps with Harley and Joker dancing together. That scene never makes it into the movie. See what I mean, thumbing his nose at us.  My Rating: Cable  Joker: Folie a Deux Website   Now playing in theaters, including IMAX.

My View:  Hold Your Breath  (2024)  R  Hold Your Breath takes place in 1930s Oklahoma amid the region’s horrific dust storms. An evil presence named The Grey Man is killing people, and one mother (Sarah Paulson) is determined to stop him from killing her two daughters. This is another of a long line of films recently that have wasted the talents of their leads, this time Sarah Paulson. The film fails to elicit the necessary chills, as it takes an incredibly long time to establish the final third of the movie when things finally come to a head. The film tells too many stories instead of focusing on the feeling of helplessness and fright that is a combination of isolation, loss of loved ones, and the constant threat of blinding dust storms. I think this film would have worked better if it had been a more conventional horror film, then a film where a troubled mother falls into a hole of madness that she has trouble climbing out of. The bogeyman that is promised is never delivered, and instead, we get a tale that provides few chills and even less suspense than it should have.  My Rating: Cable  Hold Your Breath Website  Now playing on the Hulu platform.

Indiefest:  The Outrun  (2024)  R  In The Outrun, Rona (Saoirse Ronan) is a troubled young woman whose life in London was filled with alcohol and mayhem. To get sober, she travels back home to Scotland’s Orkney Islands, hoping that she can find something to bring her peace in its wild beauty and isolation. Once again, Saoirse Ronan proves she is one of the finest young actors in film today. She puts the film on her back and leads us down a very bumpy road to sobriety and appreciation for finding joy in small things you can anchor to. The film gives us flashbacks to how, because of her drinking, she pushed away everyone who loved her and how Rona figures out that she needs isolation to come to terms with her addiction. The film brilliantly lets us see the island’s beauty; even when the weather is brutal, there is still something to admire and find joy in, like recording the howling wind on a bitterly cold night. Even in the flashbacks, we have hope for Rona, and Ronan lets us see glimpses of hope, something that she can build on when she is on the island. The Outrun is a powerful film about learning to love the small things in life and finding hope in the beauty of the world around us.   My Rating: Full Price  The Outrun Website  Now playing in theaters.

My View:  Monster Summer  (2024)  PG-13  Monster Summer is about Noah (Mason Thames) and his friends, who are ready for a big summer of fun on Martha’s Vineyard, but their plans are disrupted when some kids they know are suddenly turned into almost lifeless zombies. Noah seeks the assistance of a retired police detective (Mel Gibson) to embark on a harrowing journey to save their beloved vacation spot. Monster Summer is a fun adventure film for both kids and adults, with a nostalgic feel for the 70s and 80s films that featured ordinary kids taking on supernatural beings. Monster Summer might be the only recent movie with Mel Gibson that is a kid’s film, so at least we have that. The scares aren’t too bad (except near the end) for young kids and adults will enjoy a plot that moves along. It’s a pretty simple film that gives us a little mystery for Noah and his friends to solve, with help from a police detective with his own scary reputation.  My Rating: Bargain Matinee  Monster Summer Website  Now playing in theaters.

Indiefest:  ¡Casa Bonita Mi Amor!  (2024)  Casa Bonita is a Mexican restaurant in Denver that was started in the late 70s as a place where families could come for a meal and get lost in all that there was to do, including puppet shows, live performances, Mariachi bands, caves, and cliff divers. It was even featured in an episode of South Park. It turns out the co-creator of South Park, Trey Parker spent many a birthday inside this magical restaurant described as Colorado’s own little bit of Disneyland. Trey and his South Park partner, Matt Stone, discover that the restaurant has fallen on hard times and is being auctioned off. Stone and Parker successfully bid on getting the restaurant and that’s when the story becomes interesting because the two had no idea how much money and time they would have to put into this Denver cultural icon to bring it back to its glory days. I am reminded of a line from the 1986 film The Money Pit, where the Hanks character says: 'Here lies Walter Fielding. He bought a house, and it killed him.' Like that movie, the restaurant the two South Park guys want to save becomes a massive money pit, where every crook and corner of the massive place has hidden problems, like right out of a South Park episode, where things seem to blow up in their faces. I had a great time watching this film, as the two go from being heroes in Denver for saving the restaurant to thinking about giving up on the dream and letting the place die. As you would expect, there are plenty of laughs as the guys tend to deal with problems using their sense of humor when things look bleak. How could you not like a documentary that weaves in South Park flashbacks and scenes from the obscure Elvis Presley film Fun in Acapulco while Trey Parker goes on an extended riff on how the puppet show should be R-rated? Even if you aren’t a South Park fan, you will fall in love with this quirky Mexican restaurant and the people who love it.  My Rating: Full Price Casa Bonita Info   Now playing on the Paramount+ platform.

My View:  Apartment 7A  (2024) R  Terry (Julia Garner) is a young dancer living her dream of being in a musical on the stage when during a performance, she shatters her ankle and is now suffering in pain every time she tries to dance. Terry loses her apartment, is hooked on painkillers, and after a grueling audition that she once again fails, she passes outside an apartment complex. A middle-aged couple (Dianne Wiest and Kevin McNally) rescues her, who not only nurse her back to health but give her an apartment just down from theirs to live in while she tries to get back into the game. Soon, she discovers that this nice couple have connections that keep giving Terry hope until she discovers dark forces are making those good things happen for Terry. Apartment 7A is a prequel to the 1968 horror classic Rosemary’s Baby, giving us a look into what happened before Rosemary and Guy moved into this same apartment building. That film was shocking for its time with some terrifying scenes, written and directed by Roman Polanski, and was bolstered by outstanding performances by Mia Farrow and Ruth Gordon (who won an Oscar for the role of the next-door busybody neighbor Minnie). It’s a film that is still scaring people to this day. Unfortunately, this film doesn’t. Even with three-time Emmy-winning (Ozark) actress Julia Garner and Dianne Wiest in the Ruth Gorden part, the film fails to have any of the suspense and horror that the original film did so well. The pace of the film is incredibly slow, and unlike Mia Farrow’s character in the 68 film, Terry seems to accept just about everything that she is given, even when things seem way out of the ordinary. What little bits of horror that do show up are poorly done with little effect and create very little foreboding that should be ever present in this tale. The ending is predictable (how could it not be), making this film seem like a poor attempt to jump on the coattails of a classic, and like Terry’s accident in the first part of the film, it suffers from a lame (pun intended) plot. My Rating: Cable  Apartment 7A Info  Now playing on the Paramount+ platform.

My View:  White Bird  (2023)  PG-13  After being kicked out of one school for being a bully, Julian (Bryce Gheisar) is having trouble fitting in at his new school. His grandmother, Grand-mere Sara (Helen Mirren), tells Julian how she, a young Jewish girl, was hidden by a family in a French village during World War II. She tells Julian how a boy she made fun of and bullied became her savior and best friend. White Bird is a sequel to the 2017 film Wonder. We find out what happened to Julian, the bully of that story. It turns out that Julian didn’t learn much from his interactions with Auggie and his Grand-mere decides he is in need of a story. The story is a pretty conventional one, with the Nazis taking over the town and Sara (Ariella Glaser) is saved by the heroics of a young man named Julian (Orlando Schwerdt). Julian was always being picked on at school because of a severe limp caused by polio, and even Sara looked down on him. Through Julian, Sara learns about kindness and how to be more concerned about her fellow man. Glaser and Schwerdt work well together on screen, and they make the simple plot more impactful. The film is also helped by Helen Mirren’s narration and by a subdued Gillian Anderson playing Julian’s mother. The film doesn't go too much into the horrors of the Nazis or the Holocaust, making it suitable for young adults to watch. It's a tale that tries a little too hard to hit the heart strings, but is propelled along by strong performances by the two leads. If you haven't already figured it out, present-day Julian was named after Julian from WWII. My Rating: Bargain Matinee   White Bird Website   Now playing in theaters. 

Indiefest:  A Different Man  (2024)  R  In A Different Man, Edward (Sebastian Stan) is a man with neurofibromatosis, a condition that causes facial tumors that make his face almost unrecognizable. Edward is barely making a living as an actor in corporate videos and dreams of someday impressing his neighbor (Renate Reinsve). Edward’s life is about to change when he is given the opportunity to undergo facial reconstructive surgery that will transform his face. Be careful of what you dream of! This black comedy is about getting what you wished for and then realizing that maybe you were the problem and that nothing has really changed. Edward is a miserable man who hides from others on the subway and doesn't even complain about the leak coming from his ceiling that is growing day by day. Edward gets a miracle treatment and almost overnight, becomes a good-looking guy with a well paying job and even gets the girl of his dreams. That is until Oswald (Adam Pearson) shows up in Edward’s life, and though Oswald also has the neurofibromatosis condition, he is everything that Edward, even the new Edward, isn’t. Oswald is sophisticated in manner and dress, comfortable in any situation, the life of the party, and everyone loves him. Slowly, Edward sees the life he wanted, and it’s Oswald’s. Adam Pearson, an actor who has neurofibromatosis, is brilliant as the cock-sure Oswald, who takes over every room he is in and is the man that Edward always dreamed of being. Pearson is magical on screen who brings depth and meaning to the storyline, with a flair that makes you see why everyone in the movie thinks he is someone they want to be around. Things go from bad to worse for Edward, and we know it wasn’t a bad hand that life had dealt Edward; it’s just that he didn’t know what to do with the cards.  My Rating: Full Price  A Different Man Website  Now playing in theaters.

Forgotten Film:  Martha Marcy May Marlene  (2011)  R Elizabeth Olsen (yes, she is the sister of Mary-Kate and Ashley) stars in the title role, as a woman who suddenly shows up on her sister’s doorstep after she was missing for two years.  The reunion, though, is difficult and forced as Martha is hiding secrets, and her deception starts tearing apart the sisters. We discover, in flashbacks, that Martha lived in a cult led by a charismatic man (played by the very creepy John Hawkes). This is a dark film, and you won’t always be able to decipher reality and what is just happening in Martha’s mind. Olsen is amazing. Her appearance changes when she exhibits a remarkable range of emotions as the film progresses, and she gets pulled deeper and deeper into the cult. Hawkes is perfect as the cult leader who never uses physical violence to meld his members. His control is all accomplished with a calm, quiet demeanor that is far scarier. Olsen is almost certain to get an Oscar nomination in this interesting study of a cult mind. When I wrote this review in 2011, I predicted Olsen would get an Oscar nomination. Unfortunately, she didn’t get that nomination, but she received a bunch of critic awards. I am still astounded that she is the sister of Mary-Kate and Ashley.  My Rating:  I Would Pay to See it Again  Martha Marcy May Marlene Info  The film is available to rent/buy on Amazon. 

Weird Credits:  From the credits of Joker: Folie à Deux:  Vintage Camera Operators

Coming Soon to a Screen Near You: Red One  (2024)  PG-13 After Santa Claus (J. K. Simmons), aka Red One, is kidnapped, the North Pole’s Head of Security (Dwayne Johnson) teams up with the world’s greatest bounty hunter (Chris Evans) to find Saint Nick and save Christmas. This looks like a lot of fun with a very in-shape Santa, a talking polar bear, Bonnie Hunt as Mrs. Claus, Lucy Lui, giant warrior snowmen, and a Krampus who loves to fight. The film opens in theatres on November 15th.  Red One Website

 

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