Haunted Mansion

My View: Haunted Mansion (2023) PG-13 A single mom, Gabbie (Rosario Dawson), has just bought a mansion, and it’s haunted. What’s mom to do but hire a tour guide, a psychic, a priest, and a historian to help exorcise the ghosts? I found this film boring, which is sad considering that the cast includes Owen Wilson, Danny DeVito, Dan Levy, Jamie Lee Curtis, Winona Ryder, and surprisingly, Jared Leto as the bad guy, Mr. Hat-Box Ghost. The film felt like one extended promo for the Disneyland ride, and while it has a few fun moments, the film never finds a way to combine a few scares with a few (and I mean few) laughs. I have grown tired of Tiffany Haddish and her limited range, finding her more annoying than funny. LaKeith Stanfield and Rosario Dawson try hard to keep the momentum going, but this ride never makes it past the first hallway of scary pictures.   My Rating: Cable  Haunted Mansion Website  Now playing in theatres nationwide.

My View: Talk to Me (2023) R  A group of friends have come across an embalmed hand with mysterious tattoos. They soon discover that they can use it to conjure spirits, which becomes their favorite game to play. Until one of them goes too far and unleashes terrifying supernatural forces. Talk to Me is one of the best horror films of the year, maybe of the last five years. It’s downright scary without having to resort to ‘jump scares.’ I will warn you I predict some people will walk out of the theatre during the opening scenes because of the extreme and shockingly quick violence. This is a film where the tension builds from almost the beginning and doesn’t let up until the end. I loved we know what the teens are doing will go badly, but they don’t seem to care until it’s too late. Much like the stupid TikTok challenges that can become dangerous, the teens keep on tempting fate because of the rush it gives them, but we know that rush will come at a cost. Sophie Wilde is perfect as our heroine, Mia, who is reluctant at first to take part, but under peer pressure and wanting to fit in, she relents. Things get out of hand, and Mia realizes she must try to find a way out. But is it too late? If you get past the opening sequence, you are in for a very imaginative and scary film that may make you sleep with a light on.  My Rating: I Would Pay to See it Again  Talk to Me Website  Now playing in select theatres. 

My View: Happiness for Beginners (2023)   Helen (Ellie Kemper), who year after getting divorced and stuck in a rut, signs up for a week-long wilderness survival course on the Appalachian Trail. Her fellow hikers are a mess, but it does include her brother’s best friend, Jake (Luke Grimes). Can Helen survive long enough on the trail to fall in love? I am a big fan of Ellie Kemper and had fun with this slight, breezy rom-com. This is a film that I call the ‘beach read’ movie. It’s a film that, like those fun novels, you take on your summer vacations to read while getting some sun and drinking a glass or two of wine. There’s not much to the plot as it’s light and predictable, and you have a good time watching it, and as soon as it’s over, you will forget it. Kemper plays an accident-prone woman who has a troubled past and a bad marriage to get past. So, what does Helen do? Why, go on a survival hike with a bunch of strangers. Along the way, she will learn about herself and her fellow travelers and maybe fall in love. There is some good chemistry between Luke Grimes and Kemper, with their will they/won’t they possible romance. The plot is predictable, but then again, don’t we want it to be with this kind of film? So lace up your hiking boots, fill your pack with dehydrated food, and go on a hike to help find Helen a few answers and a romance.   My Rating: Bargain Matinee  Happiness for Beginners Website  Now playing on the Netflix platform.

Indiefest: Kokomo City (2023) R  Documentary that shows the lives of four black transgender sex workers living in New York and Georgia as they confront the dichotomy between the black community and themselves. Kokomo City is a wildly entertaining, sometimes shocking, look at four black transgender sex workers and how they look at themselves, their work, the men who pay for their services, and how others see them. Shot in B&W and using a bit of animation and play-acting make the film move at a fast pace. The subject matters range from downright X-rated material to almost innocent talks about their lives. These four women know they are living on the edge and that what they do is dangerous and looked down on. Sadly, after the film’s release, one of the subjects was found murdered on the streets of Atlanta. Needless to say, this isn’t a documentary for everyone. Still, if you want to spend some time with four fascinating and unique individuals who graciously let us into their world, it’s an interesting 75 minutes.  My Rating: Full Price  Kokomo City Website  Now playing in select theatres. 

Indiefest: The Unknown Country (2022)  Tana (Lily Gladstone) has just lost her grandmother, who she was caring for. She gets an unexpected call to come to her cousin’s wedding and sets out on a road trip across the Midwest in her trusty car. It’s a trip that Tana will learn about herself and the people she meets along the way. I loved this film primarily due to another brilliant performance by Lily Gladstone. The character played by Gladstone, Tana, travels after her grandma's death to experience the beauty of the land and its people. Tana is Native American, and her family lives in the Black Hills of South Dakota. This is a film that takes its time, much like the road trip that Tana is on. We get to know not only Tana’s relatives but also the people that she encounters along the way, including a waitress, an owner of a motel, and a convenience store worker. All are not actors, and we get a brief story about their lives, much like if you stopped and talked to them at their jobs for a bit. Tana decides to continue her road trip and find out more about her grandmother’s time in Texas, with only a few pictures to go on. The Unknown Country is a gorgeous film due to the magnificent countryside and the people we meet along the way.  My Rating: Full Price  The Unknown Country website Now playing in select theatres. 

My View: The Beanie Bubble (2023) R Ty Warner (Zach Galifianakis) was a frustrated toy salesman until his collaboration with three women (Elizabeth Banks, Sarah Snook, and Geraldine Viswanathan) grew their idea into one of the biggest toy crazes in history. It’s a story of fame, fortune, greed, betrayal, and Beanie Babies. I loved this film about the man who created Beanie Babies, or did he? Based loosely on a true story, Ty Warner is a man who went from almost nothing to one of the wealthiest men in the world (and still is), and the women who made it happen (sometimes with his help, sometimes dragging his feet all the way to the bank). This is the story of three women who, at various times in Ty’s life, made his dreams come true and then were forgotten because of a man who could not share the spotlight or admit that not every idea wasn’t his. Zach Galifianakis is fantastic in the role of a man who cares only about himself and will stab anyone in the back to get what he feels he is entitled to. I loved Geraldine Viswanathan, whose character, Maya, goes from part-time receptionist to creating one of the first company-based websites that started the Beanie Babies craze. Her character is based on a real person who convinced Ty to get on the internet long before anyone else figured out what it could do. Viswanathan is a force in the film and holds her own with Zach, someone who tends to dominate the screen with his antics. Elizabeth Banks plays Robbie, a fiery woman who has a chance meeting with Ty and goes all in on his stuffed toy company, ultimately falling for Ty. Sarah Snook plays a divorced woman, Shelia, who has two young girls and, against her best instincts, falls in love with Ty. Like Elizabeth Banks’s character, Robbie, Ty has weaved a spell and seduced Shelia. The question is, will Ty ever wake up and reward these women for their ideas and hard work, or will the women have to get revenge? Gather your little stuffed Beanies from your closets and storage units, pour yourself a drink, and find out.   My Rating: Full Price  The Beanie Bubble Info  Now playing in select theatres and on the Apple TV+ platform.

My View: Theater Camp (2023) PG-13 Troy (Jimmy Tatro) is forced to run his mother’s three-week theater camp after his mother (Amy Sedaris) has a seizure during a performance of Bye Bye Birdie and slips into a coma. Troy must rely on staff because Troy has no talent and no idea how to run a camp. But the kids have a ‘can do’ attitude and a song in their hearts, so what could go wrong? The film’s cast is the reason to see it because they are having a blast making it. Co-written by two of the cast, Noah Galvin and Molly Gordon, the film is about an annual camp for theater kids run by a group of wannabe performers who take their jobs a little too seriously. Into the mix walk Troy, a YouTube guy who thinks he can turn the camp into a money-maker just because he thinks he can. The film is funny but very uneven because the dialogue and scenes are improvised. The kids are the best part of the movie, so much so that I wish there was less interaction with the adults and more of the kids doing goofy stuff. Theater Camp gets a little stale by the midpoint, but the last fifteen minutes are just so well done, and much like the show they are putting on, it all finally comes together.   My Rating: Bargain Matinee   Theater Camp website Now playing in select theatres. 

My View: The First Slam Dunk (2022) PG-13  Seventeen-year-old Ryota is trying to follow his late brother’s dream of being a basketball star. It’s hard to follow in the footsteps of someone who cast such a large shadow. The First Slam Dunk is a must for any fan of Japanese animation or anyone who loves basketball. The film takes place at a championship game while showing us in flashbacks the important scenes of Ryota’s life, and what makes him the person and player he is today. This is an impressive work of animation that lets us experience up close a basketball game while also allowing us into the character’s makeup and what Ryota is thinking and feeling. The movie is filled with amazing shots of not only the basketball game but also Ryota’s life, letting us feel like we are there with him as he goes through all the obstacles that have been put in his way. The game is as exciting as any game seven of the NBA, and it has an ending that is both touching and exhilarating. I think fans of Takehiko Inoue’s Slam Dunk manga series are going to be very happy with his adaptation of this work.  The First Slam Dunk is one of the best films of the year, and I hope it gets recognition by the Academy come award time. So find a seat in the bleachers and get ready to root for Ryota and his team as they try to win a championship. My Rating: I Would Pay to See It Again  The First Slam Dunk Website The film is playing in theatres nationwide.

Forgotten Film: The Day After Trinity (1981)  Documentary on the Manhattan Project and the man behind the creation of the Atomic bomb, J. Robert Oppenheimer. This Academy Award-nominated film is a great companion piece to the Christopher Nolan film Oppenheimer, with interviews of most of the participants in the research, including Oppenheimer's brother. It goes into great detail on the building of the bomb. The film’s second half goes into Oppenheimer’s fall from grace when he speaks out against nuclear arms proliferation and the hunt for Communists that cost him his clearance. The Day After Trinity is a fascinating film that will amaze and terrify you while giving you a better understanding of the man and the myth.   My Rating: Full Price  The Day After Trinity Info  Available for purchase on Amazon and playing on the Criterion Channel for free through the month of July.

Weird Credits: From the credits of Haunted Mansion: Prosthetics Silicone Runner

Coming Soon to a Screen Near You: The Equalizer 3 (2023)   Robert McCall (Denzel Washington) has finally found a home in Southern Italy. That home is being threatened by the mafia and its local crime boss. As the mafia flex their muscle and threaten McCall’s new friends, McCall does what he always does: protect his friends by any means possible. I have enjoyed this series by filmmakers Antoine Fuqua and Denzel Washington and look forward to seeing this one.   The Equalizer 3 Website  Coming to theatres nationwide in September.

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Misson Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part One

My View: Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part One (2023) PG-13 Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) and his IMF team must track down a dangerous weapon before it ends in the wrong hands. Just how far will Ethan have to go to save the world again? I was not a fan of the first Mission Impossible film, primarily due to the idea that Jim Phelps (played by Jon Voight) would never be a traitor and that the film was all about Ethan saving the day without his team. I enjoyed the rest of the series because Ethan became a leader of a team that would do everything it could to save the world. And because Tom Cruise is nuts and does some unbelievable stunts. I am happy to say that I enjoyed this latest installment, in which he brings back his team, including a few people from the past, to save the world once again. Added to the team is Hayley Atwell, who plays a thief named Grace who specializes in sleight hand pick-pocketing. There are some cool bad guys, including Pom Klementieff, as someone you wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley or even a well-lighted one. The stunts are spectacular, and Tom once again puts his life on the line in real life to give us some thrills that no one else can deliver. I think this is one of the weaker MI films, mainly because it is a part one, so I came away feeling that there was a bit of filler, with too many times characters explaining stuff to us when all we want is action. And, without giving anything away, I did not enjoy the main bad guy, which I won’t go into until Part Two comes out. Still, go see this in as big a screen theatre as you can find and watch Tom ride a motorcycle off a cliff, and then…you have to see the rest.   My Rating: Full Price  Mission Impossible Website  Now playing in theatres nationwide.

Indiefest: The Miracle Club (2023) PG-13 The Miracle Club takes place in 1967, and Chrissie (Laura Linney) has returned to Ireland from America after being banished by her family. She has returned after the death of her mother. Chrissie decides (uninvited) to go with her grandmother, Lily (Maggie Smith), who is going on a pilgrimage to the sacred French town of Lourdes with two of her friends (Agnes O’Casey, Kathy Bates). The women hope they will find the miracles they need, but they might find something more. The Miracle Club is a pleasant film to watch, primarily because of the outstanding cast, but untimely fails due to a script that goes too easily for the joke and never delivers the tough or touching moments that the film needs to succeed. I loved the showing of the 1967 neighborhood, but the film spends a lot of time setting up confrontations that are too easily resolved. I wanted more from The Miracle Club but instead we got a movie with its heart in the right place that didn’t deliver the goods.   My Rating: Bargain Matinee  The Miracle Club Website   Now playing in select theatres.

Indiefest: The League (2023) PG The League is a documentary about a league that changed baseball forever, the Negro Baseball League. I thought I knew about the legendary Negro Baseball League, but I was wrong. This is a brilliant and insightful look at a history that many of us know little about. I found the interviews with the players fascinating, some of whom I had never seen footage of or heard their experiences of playing when the "major leagues" were off-limits. I learned so much from this documentary, especially that it wasn’t just one league but several separate leagues that got together to play a ‘World Series’ of their own. The League is a film not just for baseball fans or history buffs. It’s a documentary for anyone wanting to learn an essential part of American history that has long been ignored. My Rating: I Would Pay to See it Again  The League Website  Now available on most digital formats.

Indiefest: Amanda (2022)  Amanda (Benedetta Porcaroli) is a 24-year-old born to an upper-class family who hasn’t had someone she could call a friend since she was a child. Now she is being forced to join the real world and must find someone, anyone she could call a friend. Into Amanda’s life comes Viola (Giovanna Mezzogiorno), who was Amanda’s friend when they were small; if Amanda can convince Viola, who doesn’t want to leave her room, that they are friends, everything will be great in Amanda’s life. Or so she thinks. This is one of those films where the main character is incredibly flawed, sometimes annoying and bratty, yet we love her. Benedetta Porcaroli gives a magical performance as a young woman who desperately wants to be in a relationship but has no idea how to go about it. Pushed by her mother, she sets her sights on a childhood friend, Rebecca, who is as quirky and strange as she is (played by marvelously deadpanned Galatéa Bellugi). The two are quite a pair who enjoy spending all their time in Rebecca’s room discussing their lives and ideas about how the world works. I loved this film, which is as strange and unique as its main character. And wait until you meet Amanda’s young niece, who is obsessed with Jesus. How can you not like a character who is told you can’t take that plate of rice and eat it while walking the streets of your town and then does so anyway? Maybe we can be that elusive friend that Amanda is desperate to find.   My Rating: Full Price Amanda Website   Now playing in select theatres.

Indiefest: Lakota Nation vs. United States (2022) PG-13 Lakota Nation vs. United States is a documentary exploring Indigenous peoples’ fight to get back the Black Hills from the U. S. government. The Black Hills, a sacred ground for the Lakota Nation, was originally to be a part of their reservation until gold was discovered, and the government took it. One of the best documentaries of the year, this is a course on how and why the Black Hills of South Dakota should be given back to the Lakota Nation. This is a film that uses both words and visuals to make its points with stunning results. The film flows out of the people that tell its story, and it’s one of wonder, tears, and heartache. The documentary is a testament to the resiliency of the Lakota people and how they have survived every attempt to destroy their way of life. From the 400 treaties that have all been broken, to the sending of their children to boarding schools to be shamed into leaving their beliefs and way of life behind. Lakota Nation vs. United States is a history lesson that we all need to learn and understand so that wrongs are righted and that we don’t forget the past.  My Rating: I Would Pay to See it Again    Lakota Nation vs. United States Website Now playing in select theatres. 

Indiefest: Final Cut   (2022) A small film crew is shooting a low-budget zombie film and trying to do it in one take. There is one problem that could ruin the shoot; they are attacked by real zombies. I will warn you the first third of this film is a bit hard to watch as it is a movie that looks as if it was shot in one take and is full of overacting and lots of horrible dialogue. Stay with this film because what follows is a fun ride into the world of low-budget filmmaking with a cast that commits to their parts with gusto. The film is from Michel Hazanavicius, whose 2011 film The Artist won an Oscar for Best Achievement in Directing. I loved how no matter what the father/director (Romain Duris) does, he can’t win in the eyes of his daughter (Simone Hazanavicius), a budding filmmaker herself. The film is buoyed by Bérénice Bejo (who was also in The Artist), who plays the director’s wife, a former actress, with a secret that slowly comes out during the film. I will say this, if you enjoyed this film, check out the 2017 film One Cut of the Dead, which this film is a remake of. And check out the short final scene at the end of the full credits.  My Rating: Bargain Matinee  Final Cut Website    Now playing in select theaters. 

Forgotten Film: A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints (2006) R  Dito (Robert Downey Jr.) gets a phone call from his mother (Dianne Wiest) to come home after 15 years to see his dying father (Chazz Palminteri). In a series of flashbacks, we see Dito (Shia LaBeouf) in his early years as he tries to survive with the help of his friends. This is an interesting film with a great cast that is based on the filmmaker’s (Dito Montiel) own life and was shot on location where the director grew up. I think Downey goes a bit overboard, but the rest of the cast, including a very young Channing Tatum, is so good in this film that it’s worth a watch. It’s about realizing that you might not have survived without your friends. Sometimes, you recognize that you have had saints watching over you during times of trouble.   My Rating: Full Price  A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints Info   The film is available for rent/buy on Amazon and Apple TV. 

Weird Credits: From the credits of Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part One: Speed Flying Instructors

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You: Haunted Mansion (2023) PG-13 A single mom, Gabbie (Rosario Dawson), has just bought a mansion, and it’s haunted. What’s mom to do but hire a tour guide, a psychic, a priest, and a historian to help exorcise the ghosts? This film has been in the planning stages for a while, with Guillermo del Toro and Ryan Gosling attached to it. Disney is very high on this film, and it’s said that the plot differs vastly from the 2003 film that starred Eddie Murphy. The cast includes Winona Ryder, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jared Leto, Owen Wilson, Danny DeVito, LaKeith Stanfield, and Tiffany Haddish.  Haunted Mansion Website In theaters nationwide on July 28th.

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